Rating 2 out of 10 (we don't know who gave this film a 7.5 on I.M.D.B. but they should be flogged an fired !)
Director - Wes Craven
Neve Cambell - Sydney Prescott
David Arquette - Dewey Riley
Corntney Cox - Gale Weathers-Riley
Hayden Penettiere - Kirby Reed
Emma Roberts - Jill Roberts
Hey there all you Scare Freaks ! Axemaster and Happywax in the dungeon tonight to bring you this emergency Flick review !! This is serious folks ! Your 14 bucks and some of your I.Q. is at stake here !!! Yes , it would appear that after seeing this retched piece of cinematic toilet paper , the only thing worth Screaming about is the fact that Neve Cambell chose this flick to come out of retirement for , and Wes Craven (master of Horror !!??) hasn't gone into retirement Yet !!!
Heres what story there is , in a nut shell ...............
Okay , so , if you've seen 1, 2 , & 3 , there you have it !! If ever there was a film that had nothing at all new to offer , HERE IT IS !!!! Okay , okay .... our job is to review(even if our eyes bleed !) , so here we go !!
|Oh my god ! Here comes Wes ! Iv'e got to get out of this movie !!|
|If Wes hits me up for #5 he's gonna get it !!|
|"No Wes Please Make this Stop !!"|
This concludes our Emergency broadcast live from Doomgoryums Dungeons ! All our lines are open for those of you who were unfortunate enough to have been to see this film and our Therapists are standing by to talk to you about your pain !!!
Until we meet again ...... ..............In The Darkness !!