Dead Walk Talk # 22 ! The Walking Dead's "Welcome To The Tombs"

Written by Axemaster April 19th 2013

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  Hey there Zombie Fans ! Well .... the third season of everyones favourite Zombie show has come to an end ! The Doomgoryum Guys only wish it came to an end with more of a Bang . Unfortunately the season finale "Welcome To The Tombs" has been dubbed ..... "Welcome To The Toilet" By Hap, Chap, Axe & Jimmy ! It also turned out to be their second unanimous Rubber chicken in the shows three season run ! So tune in, Check out the hilarity, and see what The Doomgoryum Guys had to say ! Check out the website above for more Horror fun !

               Dead Walk Talk will resume in the fall .......

                          So until then ............

                                  Aim For The Head !!!

"At least there's Something Explosive this episode !"

"These Bullets that come from point blank always Miss !"

"Hey .. I saw this on The A Team all the Time !"

"Remember Carl .. Three Warnings before you shoot okay !?"

"Im' a Nut Job ! If you don't do what I say I'll A Team You All !"

"Oh .. By the Way .. I'm finally Dead ."

"Put The Gun Dow.... Ah Screw it !! Bang !! Your dead !"

"You're all Dead ! CARL WOULD HAVE SHOT ME !!"

"Huh .. Should have had Carl on their side !"

"Oh wait till I tell Carl On You Gov ! He'll Shoot for sure !"

"A Team School of Action ! Teaches the fine art
of Spraying a crowd at point blank and Not
Hitting a single target !! "

"You know ... We were Absolutely the Most
Useless Characters of Season Three Babe !
We Never really did Shit !
Oh well ... Maybe Next Season !"

The Doomgoryum Report # 50 ! The Evil Dead (2013) !

Written by Axemaster April 19th 2013


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Okay Forest Demon Fright Gore fans ! Here it is ! The Episode you've been holding your breath and your rosaries for ............
The Evil Dead !!!!!!! The Doomgoryum Guys went, They saw, they reviewed this remake of one of the most Grizzly Gory Grinding Horror flicks of all time !! Check out what they thought in this great Episode of The Doomgoryum Report ! Check out the website above for more Horror action !

               And how many times have 


                          Hap, Axe & Jimmy Told Ya..... !?


                             You Find a Flesh Bound Book a cabin Basement .....


                                       You Leave it the Hell alone and head for the Holiday Inn !!!!!

"Come Play With me !"

"This make Brushing my teeth Sooo much easier !"

Ooopsie !! Dad always did this when I was a kid !"

"DAM IT ! This much spaghetti sauce will never
come out of my shirt !"

"Blluurrgg .. Ooops ! One too many ceasars ! Yaarg !

"I'm A LUMBER JACK AND I"M OK !!"

"Who Said Women Can't be Lumber Jacks Too !!??"

"Id Dhere Subting Im By Moupph !??"

The Doomgoryum Report # 49 ! Dredd (2012) !

Written by Axemaster March 31st, 2013

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   Okay There Sci-Fi Fiends ! Hap, Axe & Jimmy Got a Futuristic Feast for you on This Weeks Doomgoryum Report !! ..... Dredd !
So get out of the ISO Cube and Pop some Corn cause this is one great flick ! But don't take The Doomgoryum Guys word for it !! You be the Judge ! And Judge this Episode ! If you like what you see, check out the link above for more Horror and Sci-Fi action ! Don't forget to Subscribe while you're there !


                 
                    From Hap, Axe & Jimmy ............

                            Stay on The Right Side of  THE LAW !!!

"My Face IS Stuck In This Sneer ! GGrrrr !"

"Listen ! You Should Have Paid Me For Those
Girl Guide Cookies !!!!!"

"Crap ! Should Have Smoked The FastMo Instead !"

"Peaches Trees Welcomes you! !"

"Yeah !!!?? Judge This Bitch !!!"

"I Didn't Do It ! I Didin't Do It !"

"I don't know , there's something in my eye Ma Ma
.... Your Fingers Bitch !!!"

"I've had a HELL of a Week ....
Calgon Take Me Away !"

Dead Walk Talk # 21 ! The Walking Dead's "This Sorrowful Life" !

Written by Axemaster March 26, 2013


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  Okay You Gore Ghouls ! Hap, Chap, Axe & Jimmy got a great Episode of DeadWalk Talk for you this week ! From Rubber Chicken to easily the best Episode since the Stupid Mid-Season Finale ! "This Sorrowful Life" Redeemed The Walking dead for the Super Snoozer that was "Prey" ! So check out the show , and let The Doomgoryum Guys know what you thought ! Check out the website above for More Horror Craziness !!

               Until we see you next time for The Season Finale of The Walking Dead ......

                            Keep Your Powder Dry and Aim for the Head !!! 

"From a Dead Girl ! How Romantic !"

"No you Can't have it back ... It's bigger than mine !"

"Fire Baaaaaddddd !!!"

"No ! I Don't want my windows washed ! Scram !"

"Dam Merl ! Thats the last Time I lend you a Shirt !"

"You're Finger Licking Good Merl !"

Dead Walk Talk # 20 ! The Walking Dead's "Prey" !

Written By Axemaster March 26 , 2013

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  Okay All you Zombie Lovers ! Hap , Chap, Axe & Jimmy are Back ! With another great Episode of Dead Walk Talk ! This time , they unanimously decide to let Chuckie The Rubber Chicken fly for this weeks Walking Dead instalment ! The controversy has raged for a few weeks now , but   ... "Prey"....... was the Episode The Doomgoryum Guys all .... "Pray" ....... They'll not catch in reruns ! So Check out the show and let them know what you think ! Check out the link above for more Horror Action !!

                     When the Dead begin to walk the earth ............

                                 Hap, Chap , Axe & Jimmy Have the fire power !!!! 

"Hey ! Shut The Hell Up Andrea !"

"Just Shut Up Andrea ! "

"I wouldn't be able to find you if you'd Shut Up Andrea !"

"Oh Boy !! I should have just Shut Up !"

"Ha ! That Andra Bitch'll Never Shut Up ! "

"There !! Now Shut The Hell Up Andrea !"

Dead Walk Talk # 19 ! The Walking Dead's "Arrow In The Doorpost" !

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Written by Axemaster March 26 , 2013

   Hey there Walking Dead Crazies ! Check out this Episode of Dead Walk Talk for the skinny on all the Undead Action on AMC's greatest ever show about flesh eaters ! Hap , Axe & Jimmy get to the Meat of the situation as usual ! If you like what you see , check out the web link above for more Horror action , and Subscribe to Boot ! So grab some popcorn and you Side arm , and check out the Ghoulish treats !!

         From Hap , Axe & Jimmy ....

                         Stay Scared !!! 

"Yeah !! I COULD just Kill you !!"

"See this Gun ?? I could just Kill you with it !!"

"He Dismissed me !! Just Kill Him Rick !!"

"I wonder if Rick's Killed him yet !!??"

"Ha Ha ! You Should have just KILLED ME ! HA ! "

"Jesus Christ Rick ! Just Kill Him Already !"