Rating 7.5 out of 10
Director - M. Night Shyamalan
Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore
Zooey Deschanel - Alma Moore
John Laguizamo - Julian
Ashlyn Sanchez - Jess
Betty Buckley - Mrs. Jones
Frank Collison - Nursery Owner
|"We already bought our tickets for|
the 3:00 pm Apocalypse !!"
Axemasters in the Dungeon tonight with a little gem for you !!!
The Happening ! This is an end of the world flick with a twist !
Here's the story line in a nut shell ..................
Its 8:33 am in Central Park , New York . Two friends are sitting on a bench reading . The one says , "I forgot where I am " . The other thinks she's talking about her place in the book , and tells her where she had read to . (How she new this , I don't know !) Suddenly there are screams and the people in the ark , begin maiming and killing themselves !! (Maybe they got there income tax returns !!) The wide spread weirdness includes people stopping in place as if frozen . Some walking a few steps backwards awkwardly !
|"Shh ! Listen ...! Yup ! There's a|
Train A Comin !!"
Its now 9:45 am at Philadelphia High School , Philadelphia . Elliot Moore is a science teacher . He's talking to his class about the strange disappearance of the Bees . (Yawn!) Suddenly , the Vice Principle interrupts class . Elliot learns of a "Terrorist Attack" In New York . School is cancelled . Elliot and his best friend Julian plan to get their families out of Philadelphia , just to be safe . (These days , you just can never tell when a Terrorist will pop out of the nearest manhole and start doing Terrorist stuff !!) Julians mom lives in a smaller town outside the city . They plan to get their wives and Boogie , even though the odds are small that the Terrorists will strike two cities !
|"Oh , I have a Gun in my Nylons !"|
Its now 11:31 am , in Ritten House Park Philadelphia . People are going about there business as usual . Suddenly , Yup You Guessed it !! They start freezing in place and walking backwards and Blam !! Its "Happening" in Philadelphia Too !! On board the train , our hero's hear of the second "Terrorist" hit and freak out ! Then as if their day couldn't get any worse , the train slows down and stops in a town called Filbert . Its in the very Green part of Pensylvainia . Elliot walks up to the Engineer and crew of the train at the small , "Middle of Nowhere" Platform , and asks them what gives !? They inform him that the reason they've stopped is they've .........."Lost Contact" ! Elliot asks with who . They reply ............ "With Everyone" !!! (Zoinks !!!)
|"Would you trust this man with|
your life !!?? "
|"Eighty is Enough!"|
And Remember .............................
There are forces in Nature , that we will Never Truly Understand !!!!