Rating 8.5 out of 10
Director - Jaume Collet-Serra
Vera Farmiga - Kate Coleman
Peter Sarsgaard - John Coleman
Isabelle Fuhrman - Esther
Jimmy Bennett - Daniel Coleman
CCH Pounder - Sister Abigail
Hey there all you killer Thriller Fiends !! Axemaster's back in the Dungeon tonight with a little treat for you , that you won't want to miss ............. Orphan !! Its a fresh take on the "Evil Kid" genre thats well put together and puts a rather unique
spin on it ! Here's the story line in a nut shell ..............................
|"man , I wouldn't even adopt myself !!"|
|"Hey ! Lets Get hammered !"|
Naturally this is where the strange things start to happen , you know , you get the gist ! Oh , sure , at first old Esther tries to fit in . you know , bonding with Kate and Max (not so much with Daniel) . She's very keen to please . She's at her most "Darlaesque" when John is around , and he thinks she's the shiniest peach in the fruit bowl !! But , the strange things begin to happen . Where ever Esther goes , trouble seems to be one step behind !
|"I said Maybelline !! Dam You!!!"|
So , is angelic little Esther the daughter of Satan !!?? Is she a misunderstood "Little Rascals" Impersonator !?? Does she have a Demon living inside her that drives her to Murderous Mayhem !!???
I'll Never Tell !! Nope I won't Tell You ! You'll have to watch for yourself to find out !! I Don't think you'll be disappointed !!
This is Axemaster ... signing off from the Dungeon ! ( Hey , who turned out the lights ??? Its ... dark in here ........ Hello .... Hello !)
And Remember ............... If you ever meet anyone dressed like they should have been out on the town
When Big Band Music was King ....................... Get The Hell Out Of there Stupid !!!!!
They're Not Right In The Head !!!!!
|"Do you like breakfast in bed !??"|
|"Some days I can't do anything with my hair !"|