The Doomgoryum Report # 37 ! Snow White & The Huntsman !

Written by Axemaster June 18 , 2012 .


For details see video review below in Episode # 37 of 
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !



     Hey there Fright Fans ! Well , you may be thinking that Hap , Axe & Jimmy have gone a bit soft with this one , but You May Be Surprised !! Snow White & The Huntsman , is one of those flicks that sort of sneaks up on you ! Besides , When you've battled as many Witches as Hap and Axe have , you'll know they're No Laughing matter !! So check out the review , and see what you think and let us know ! Don't forget to subscribe to our Youtube channel if you like what you see . Stay tuned for more Great Episodes of .... The Doomgoryum Report !


               Until we meet again in the Darker Forests ....


                                 Stay Scared !!!

"Milk it does the body Gooood !"

"ACNE !!! YARRRRGGG !"

"Always Bet On The Little Guys !"

"BULL ! No .... Elk !"

Happywaxs Video Vault ! Call of Duty "Black Ops" , Cardboard Prometheus !

Written by Axemaster June 14 , 2012


Hey there Gamers and Prometheus fans !! Hap's got a great Episode of .. Happywaxs Video Vault this week! So great that it made it onto the front page of Dread Central ! Check it out ! You won't be sorry you did ! The Cardboard Prometheus Trailer is worth the price of admission ! Let us know what you think , and subscribe to our Youtube page if you like what you see ! Stay tuned for more great Episodes !

"Front Page ! Dread Central !!
YOOOOOOOOOOE !"

"Haps the name ... Horror's the game !"

The Doomgoryum Report # 36 ! Prometheus !!

Written by Axemaster June 10 , 2012

For details , see video review below in Episode # 36 of
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !


   Okay Kids ! Its Here at Last ! Hap , Axe & Jimmy Were there on Opening night and are happy to bring you ...... Prometheus !! So get you flamethrowers and flack jackets ready , and tune in for the chilling slime filled tour of distant deep space !!! Check out the review and let us know what you think ! If you like what you see , subscribe to our you tube channel and see more !
Like they say ..... In space , They can't Hear you scream ! So remember ..........

            If you're heading into the unknown to find 

out about the origins of Mankind ........................


                      Don't Go Stupid ! It's Never Worth It !!!

"Winnebago Launched and Away !"

"Wow ! They Should have Vacuumed once in a while !"

"God I'm Hot in Space Garb !"

"Even Androids have NEEDS !"

"I Know You Ordered This Pizza You Puke !"

"Origins of Humanity ?? Screw It  RUN !"

The Doomgoryum Report # 35 ! Outpost : Black Sun !

Written by Axemaster June 9 , 2012

For details , see video review below in Episode # 35 of
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !








         Hey there Zombie Zealots !! Check out our review of Part 2 of Outpost ......... Outpost , Black Sun !!! We think you might like it as much as the original ! Us Doomgoryum guys are going to step up our Zombie killing training to incorporate the "Head Shots Have No Effect" type of Ghoul that make these flicks so freaky !!
So enjoy and let us know what you think , and if you like what you see , Subscribe to our Youtube channel !! Until we meet again in the Darker places , Fright fans ..........

                                           Stay Scared !!!!!

"Ready .. Aim .. RUN !!!!"

"Man ! What a Zit that was !! "

"I Need a bath ,  and some Chapstick ! "

"Nothing ! Just trying out the Gym Equipment !"

"Do I have something on my Face ??"

The Doomgoryum Report , Episode # 34 ! Outpost (2008) !

Written by Axemaster June 8 , 2012

For details see video review below in Episode # 34 of 
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !






   Hey there Zombie Freaks ! Hap , Axe & Jimmy got another great one for you !...... Outpost !!! But be forewarned ! If you think you've learned all there is to learn about Zombie Killing ..... Guess again Fright Fans ! These Zombies , are hard to kill ! Check out the review and let us know what you think ! If you like what yo see , subscribe to our Youtube channel and get some more ! So pop some corn , get your supplies and Keep your powder dry ! Enjoy !


       From Hap , Axe & Jimmy ...........


                         Stay Scared !!!!!

"Oh Yeah ! We can Handle Anything !!"

"I Need some Sun ... Black Sun !"

"You Can't Handle This Bitches !!! "

"Lets put our heads together on this !!"

The Doomgoryum Report # 33 ! Battleship (2012) !

Written by Axemaster June 7 , 2012

For details see video review below in Episode # 33 of
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !


     Hey there Alien Invasion Freaks ! Hap , Axe and Jimmy have a great one for you tonight ........... Battleship !! This flick crept up on us and took us by Sneak Attack ! Just like those Nasty Aliens !!
If you're looking for something a bit different from the run of the mill "little Green Men" thing , then this flick might be for you !!
So check out the review and let us know what you think ! If you like what you see , subscribe to our Youtube channel ! Stay tuned for more great Episodes of , The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !



              Remember kids ..............     Any higher beings out there would take one look at this mess of a planet


                                   And be bent on our Total Destruction !!!!!! 


                                           And I highly doubt they'd be interested in Reese's Pieces !!!!

"I'll be around for about 30 minutes !"

"Oh Yeah !! Power Suits Don't Impress Me Bitch !"

"Captain ! Incoming .... Er .... Incoming !!!!!"

"The Mighty Moe ! Rides again !"

"How you like This Song and Dance Act Mo Fo !?"

The Doomgoryum Report Episode # 32 ! The Dead (2011) !

Written by Axemaster June 1 , 2012

For details see video review below in Episode # 32 of
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !






     Hey there Zombie Zealots !! Well , if you're missing that Sunday fix of The Walking Dead as much as Hap , Axe & Jimmy are , then this Episode of The Doomgoryum Report is one you won't want to miss ! .... The Dead !! This is a flick the crept up on us as quietly as the Undead creep up on there victims in the Dead of Night ! It's filmed in Africa , giving it a fresh vibe as far as the whole Zombie genre goes ! So enter once again , if you Dare , the macabre world we call Doomgoryums , and see for yourself if this one might tickle your fancy . If it might cure that morbid curiousity for a while !

                    And Remember ...........


                         The Dead ........... never need to Sleep !!!

"Look ! It's a Dairy Queen !!! Milk Shakes !"

"Oh nothing ... Just Popped a Zit !"

"Boy , I've had a rough Day of The Dead !"

"Hey ! Hey ! Not on the first Date Pal !"

"This is the worst Air line I've Flown with !"

"Close calls !??? NNaaaa !! "