Forklift Driver Klaus : The First Day on the Job ( 2000)

 Written by Happywax   May 2011
Rating 9 out of 10

Director -  Stefan Prehn & Jorg Wagner

Cast
Konstantin Graudus  -  Staplerfahrer Klaus
Gustav Adolph Artz  -  Schulungsleiter
Jurgen Kittel  -  Springender Kollege
Soncke M.  Korries  -  Helmut, der absturzt

Does Happy ever have a treat for you tonight , If you have ever wondered if a forklift could be used as a deadly weapon, look no further than the German short film Staplerfahrer Klaus: Der Erste Arbeitstag.

It starts out like any one of those cheesy workplace safety videos, with the narrator and animations explaining the do's and don't's of forklift operation, as our main character Klaus blunders his way through the first day of work. However, it's not long before his mistakes result in his coworkers dying in hilariously over-the-top gory fashions. Even as the body count grows higher and higher, the film never really stops trying to be a serious workplace safety video, which is why the whole thing had me laughing my ass off, I'll tell you what the next time any of you have to go in for work place safety training, slip this little number in the dvd player, I guarentee no one will be sleeping through this video. 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               And just to help you out abit your old pal did some searchin for ya, and found the uncut version, enjoy.