Doomgoryum Report # 54 ! Elysium ! (2013)

Written by Axemaster Oct, 21st, 2013


Hey there Sci-Fi Freaks !
Hap, Axe & Jimmy are back with another offering for you! This Episode of The Doomgoryum report tackles ......... Elysium!!
Another bleak look at what may lay ahead for the average working class Joes of the planet !! Bbrrrr !! These Rich Snobs really know how to shut the little people out and make em feel like poop!
So Matt Damon takes the situation into his own hands !!
Check out the review, the link down below, and stay tuned for more great episodes!



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        From hap, Axe & Jimmy.........

               Never stop fighting for

                    Your ticket to Elysium!!!!

"MATT ! DAMON!!!"

"Hey Baby.. I Just Crapped my Pants !"

"Space for the Rich!??"

"I Really HATE The dentist!"

"Screams in space.... Heard or not??!"

"Yes ! I'm the Hottest Bitch in space!!!"

Doommgoryum Report # 53! Mimesis Night of the Living Dead (2012) !

 Doomgoryum Report # 53! Mimesis, Night Of The Living Dead! (2012)

  Written by Axemaster Oct 21st, 2013

Okay, we know what you're thinking! Not another take on this classic flick! Leave it alone already! Right? Well thats what we thought Gore Ghouls! And we were pleasantly surprised by what we found in this little flick! So check out the review and see what you think! Stay tuned to the Doomgoryum Dungeon for more great Horror Action ! And check out the Youtube link below to subscribe to our channel!
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     From Hap, Axe & Jimmy.......

                         Stay Scared !!!!

"Fork You !!"

"MMM Chewy!"

"Are Poka Dots In or Out??"

"I feel a bit .... Grey today!"

Yes I am Horror's ugliest Man!"

"Okay.... next time Don't drink Tequilla!

Doomgoryum Report # 52 ! Hitchcock (2012) !

Written By Axemaster July 22, 2013


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Okay, Okay ..... So this ones not technically Horror ! So I won't ramble on too long here ! Hap, Axe & Jimmy checked out ..... Hitchcock ! In honour of the man that used to scare them when they were kids! In Black and White no less ! So if you're interested in one of the great men Behind The Screams .... Check this out !
 We think you'll like it ! Stay tuned for more regularly schedules Fright Fests !


               From Hap, Axe & Jimmy.........


                        Stay Scared !!!!!!!!

"No This Is a Scary Scene !"

"I can't DO ANYTHING With My Hair!"

"More Death ! More Killing !"

"Lunch and a Murder My Dear !??"

"I need to get a better Scream Coach!"

"Can we edit in more Murder!, More Killing!?"

Doomgoryum Report # 51 ! The Collection (2012) !

Written by Axemaster July 22, 2013

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      Hey there Gore Ghouls! Hap, Axe & Jimmy got a real gooshy one for you this time ! If you like the Torture Porn full of twists and turns and demented human art formations! Then ...................
The Collection ..... May be right up your alley ! Tune in and check out what the Doomgoryum Guys had to say about this Freaky Fleshy Fear Fest ! Stay tuned to Doomgoryums for more great Horror and Sci-Fi action ! If you like what you see, check out our Youtube channel above !
 

                 So until we meet again in the Darker places.....


                          Remember.........


           If you have to go to the secret Rave .............


                In an undisclosed location................


                     Make sure you're dancing near the emergency Exit !!!!

"Oh... my back a bit sore! Must have slept wrong!"

"Oh Nothing! Just Hanging Around!"

"Dam ! I hate when popcorn get stuck between my teeth!"

"Somethings not right here... Just can't nail it !"

"Forgive father, for I have Raved!"

"Avon Calling!"

"Wow ! Full contact Twister Rules !"

Dead Walk Talk # 22 ! The Walking Dead's "Welcome To The Tombs"

Written by Axemaster April 19th 2013

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  Hey there Zombie Fans ! Well .... the third season of everyones favourite Zombie show has come to an end ! The Doomgoryum Guys only wish it came to an end with more of a Bang . Unfortunately the season finale "Welcome To The Tombs" has been dubbed ..... "Welcome To The Toilet" By Hap, Chap, Axe & Jimmy ! It also turned out to be their second unanimous Rubber chicken in the shows three season run ! So tune in, Check out the hilarity, and see what The Doomgoryum Guys had to say ! Check out the website above for more Horror fun !

               Dead Walk Talk will resume in the fall .......

                          So until then ............

                                  Aim For The Head !!!

"At least there's Something Explosive this episode !"

"These Bullets that come from point blank always Miss !"

"Hey .. I saw this on The A Team all the Time !"

"Remember Carl .. Three Warnings before you shoot okay !?"

"Im' a Nut Job ! If you don't do what I say I'll A Team You All !"

"Oh .. By the Way .. I'm finally Dead ."

"Put The Gun Dow.... Ah Screw it !! Bang !! Your dead !"

"You're all Dead ! CARL WOULD HAVE SHOT ME !!"

"Huh .. Should have had Carl on their side !"

"Oh wait till I tell Carl On You Gov ! He'll Shoot for sure !"

"A Team School of Action ! Teaches the fine art
of Spraying a crowd at point blank and Not
Hitting a single target !! "

"You know ... We were Absolutely the Most
Useless Characters of Season Three Babe !
We Never really did Shit !
Oh well ... Maybe Next Season !"

The Doomgoryum Report # 50 ! The Evil Dead (2013) !

Written by Axemaster April 19th 2013


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Okay Forest Demon Fright Gore fans ! Here it is ! The Episode you've been holding your breath and your rosaries for ............
The Evil Dead !!!!!!! The Doomgoryum Guys went, They saw, they reviewed this remake of one of the most Grizzly Gory Grinding Horror flicks of all time !! Check out what they thought in this great Episode of The Doomgoryum Report ! Check out the website above for more Horror action !

               And how many times have 


                          Hap, Axe & Jimmy Told Ya..... !?


                             You Find a Flesh Bound Book a cabin Basement .....


                                       You Leave it the Hell alone and head for the Holiday Inn !!!!!

"Come Play With me !"

"This make Brushing my teeth Sooo much easier !"

Ooopsie !! Dad always did this when I was a kid !"

"DAM IT ! This much spaghetti sauce will never
come out of my shirt !"

"Blluurrgg .. Ooops ! One too many ceasars ! Yaarg !

"I'm A LUMBER JACK AND I"M OK !!"

"Who Said Women Can't be Lumber Jacks Too !!??"

"Id Dhere Subting Im By Moupph !??"