Doomgoryum Report # 54 ! Elysium ! (2013)

Written by Axemaster Oct, 21st, 2013


Hey there Sci-Fi Freaks !
Hap, Axe & Jimmy are back with another offering for you! This Episode of The Doomgoryum report tackles ......... Elysium!!
Another bleak look at what may lay ahead for the average working class Joes of the planet !! Bbrrrr !! These Rich Snobs really know how to shut the little people out and make em feel like poop!
So Matt Damon takes the situation into his own hands !!
Check out the review, the link down below, and stay tuned for more great episodes!



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        From hap, Axe & Jimmy.........

               Never stop fighting for

                    Your ticket to Elysium!!!!

"MATT ! DAMON!!!"

"Hey Baby.. I Just Crapped my Pants !"

"Space for the Rich!??"

"I Really HATE The dentist!"

"Screams in space.... Heard or not??!"

"Yes ! I'm the Hottest Bitch in space!!!"

The Doomgoryum Report # 48 ! Dark Skies (2013) !

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Written by Axemaster March 26, 2013 .

Hey there Horror Hounds ! Check out this Episode of The Doomgoryum Report for a look at The latest Alien Screamer ..... Dark Skies !!! Hap , Axe & Jimmy caught the show , and let you know what they thought ! So let them know what you think ! And if you think you'd like some more Horror action , check out the link above for more videos and Subscribe to keep up to speed ! The Doomgoryum Guys go to the outer limits to keep you informed !

         Until we meet again in the darker places ....

                        Stay Scared !!!!! 

"I feel like I'm being ...... Naaah !"

"I told you ! Put the jars Away when you're done !"

"I Think I Broke a Molar  !! .... Look ... Aahhh !"

"Listen ... we have Guests !! Put some Clothes on Man !"

"I need That Clearasil !!! STAT !"

"The Sign Says .. NO SOLICITORS !!"

The Doomgoryum Report # 47 ! Super 8 (2011) !

Written by Axemaster , February 27 , 2013

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       Hey there Lovers of The Creature feature ! Hap , Axe & Jimmy have been hard at it again in the Bowels of The Doomgoryum Dungeon to bring you another Great Episode of ..... The Doomgoryum Report ! And the creature in ....... Super 8 .......... is one tough customer ! So pop some corn , crack a can of Cola , and check out the review ! Let us know what you think , and if you like what you see , check out the website above and Subscribe to our Youtube channel ! You'll love it !


                      From Hap , Axe & Jimmy ...........

"Okay Punks ! I said You Had Detention !"

                                 Stay scared !!!!!!

"Gee The camera adds ten pounds !"

"Your Leader !!? Screw that ! I'm Hungry Kid !"

"My Uniform is better than yours ...
Is Not .. Is Too .. Is Not !! .. Is Too !!"

"Hello !! Girl in Bedroom Here !!!"

"One Too Many Pennies On The Tracks !!"

"We were just trying to make Jiffy Pop !!"

"Entrance to Monster lair .... Hhmm ...
You Go First ! No You Go First !!"

The Doomgoryum Report # 44 ! John Dies At the End (2012) !

       
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       Hey there Freaky Out Fest Horror fans ! Hap , Axe & Jimmy got a great one for you on this Episode of the Doomgoryum Report !!  ...... John Dies At The End !!! If you like your Horror Gory And Zany  , then you Won't want to miss this one ! The Twists and Turns Just keep coming ! You won't know if you're Up or if you're down !! Check out the show and make up your own mind ! Let us know what you think , and if you want more ... check out the link to our youtube page above ! If you like what you see , don't forget to hit the Subscribe button !
      So ..... Remember kids .......


                 To avoid the strange fate of Dave and John ........

                              Just Say No !!!!!!!!

   
                                             Stay Scared !!

"Looks like he just fell to pieces !"

"I need Braces ! Oh No !"

"What do you Mean .... Ass Face !!??"

"I Am Not The Curgan !!"

"Just Say No Dave !!!!"

"Zany Smile Club President !"

"He's Not The Curgan !! I Am Highlander !"

"Can I Join The Zany Smile Club Too !"

Happywax's Video Vault ! R'ha (2012) ! Short Sci-Fi Flick !

            Hello again Horror Fans ! Hap's outdone himself this

time ! You won't want to miss this Great Episode of Happywaxs Video Vault ! Tune in as Hap brings you the Short Sci-Fi Film masterpiece ...... R'ha !! Once again , You won't believe what can be created these days by one person , some imagination and creative software ! R'ha is worth the price of admission and the ppcorn ...... But the best thing is   It's Free !! Right here at Doomgoryums Horror Emporium !        This Episode originally aired on HappywaxTV on January 24 , 2013 , and is part of the back log of Great material we have waiting for you Horror Fiends down here in the Dungeon ! So stay tuned for more Great Horror action from the Doomgoryum Guys and as we like to say down here .........

                        Stay Scared !!!!!!

"No one loves Horror Like Hap !"

    

"The Gang Just Eat these Video Vaults Up !

The Doomgoryum Report # 36 ! Prometheus !!

Written by Axemaster June 10 , 2012

For details , see video review below in Episode # 36 of
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !


   Okay Kids ! Its Here at Last ! Hap , Axe & Jimmy Were there on Opening night and are happy to bring you ...... Prometheus !! So get you flamethrowers and flack jackets ready , and tune in for the chilling slime filled tour of distant deep space !!! Check out the review and let us know what you think ! If you like what you see , subscribe to our you tube channel and see more !
Like they say ..... In space , They can't Hear you scream ! So remember ..........

            If you're heading into the unknown to find 

out about the origins of Mankind ........................


                      Don't Go Stupid ! It's Never Worth It !!!

"Winnebago Launched and Away !"

"Wow ! They Should have Vacuumed once in a while !"

"God I'm Hot in Space Garb !"

"Even Androids have NEEDS !"

"I Know You Ordered This Pizza You Puke !"

"Origins of Humanity ?? Screw It  RUN !"

The Doomgoryum Report # 33 ! Battleship (2012) !

Written by Axemaster June 7 , 2012

For details see video review below in Episode # 33 of
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !


     Hey there Alien Invasion Freaks ! Hap , Axe and Jimmy have a great one for you tonight ........... Battleship !! This flick crept up on us and took us by Sneak Attack ! Just like those Nasty Aliens !!
If you're looking for something a bit different from the run of the mill "little Green Men" thing , then this flick might be for you !!
So check out the review and let us know what you think ! If you like what you see , subscribe to our Youtube channel ! Stay tuned for more great Episodes of , The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !



              Remember kids ..............     Any higher beings out there would take one look at this mess of a planet


                                   And be bent on our Total Destruction !!!!!! 


                                           And I highly doubt they'd be interested in Reese's Pieces !!!!

"I'll be around for about 30 minutes !"

"Oh Yeah !! Power Suits Don't Impress Me Bitch !"

"Captain ! Incoming .... Er .... Incoming !!!!!"

"The Mighty Moe ! Rides again !"

"How you like This Song and Dance Act Mo Fo !?"