The Doomgoryum Report # 40 !! The Dark Knight Rises (2012) !!

Written by Axemaster August 7 , 2012

See video review below in Episode # 40 of 
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !


    Okay , It's not Horror .... But Hey ! It Rocks ! It's BatMan For Christ's sake ! It's definitely Sci-Fi ! Anyway you'll love this one ! We're pretty sure anyway . So check out the review and let us know what you think ! Jimmy wore a cape and Bat Mask for a week after we took him to see this one ! Don't forget to Subscribe to our Youtube Channel if you like what you see !

              Till next time ...

                   Keep searching the skies for any sign of ..........

                          The Doomgoryum Light !!!!!

                                  Fight Evil !!
                      

"Cheap Bastard !"

"Why did I let you talk me into this !?"

"No Fare Bane !! Thats Cheating !!"

"Oh Bane !! You Dirty Cheater !! Ahhllarg !"

"Most men would KILL to see me like this !"

"Careful Bruce ... I want the Family
Jewels you know !!"

The Doomgoryum Report # 39 !! The Pact (2012) !!

Written by Axemaster August 7 , 2012

For details , see video review below in Episode # 39 of
The Doomgoryum Report !! Enjoy !



    Okay Ghost Ghouls ! Here's a real treat for you that Hap , Axe and Jimmy stumbled upon one night , down in the dark of the Dungeon ! .... The Pact !! This one will leave you shivering and rubbing the goose flesh off you arms ! So check it out and let us know what you think ! Stay tuned for more Episodes of  The Doomgoryum Report , and for God Sake .........



           Leave the fricken Ouija Boards in the closets !!!!


                   From Hap , Axe & Jimmy ......


                         Stay Scared !!!!

"Ahh .... Bad Idea Maybe !??"

"I'm Creepy !"

"See ! I told you it was a bad Idea !"

"I'm More Creepy !!"

"I kill space Bugs Sweetheart !"

"Now I'm even More Creepy !!!"

The Doomgoryum Report # 38 !! Dead Snow (2009) !!

Written by Axemaster August 5 , 2012

For details , see video review below in Episode # 38 of 
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !






    Hey there Zombie Hunters ! Recently Hap , Axe & Jimmy decided to beat the Summer Heat with a Frozen Zombie Treat ! Dead Snow !!!!! ....... This flick is guaranteed to make you bust a gut ! Horror , Gore Comedy at its best ! Tune in to this Episode of The Doomgoryum Report and you won't be disappointed !
Stay tuned for more great Episodes , and remember .......

   There's a lot of buried ghouls in them thar frozen hills kids !


               From Hap , Axe & Jimmy ........


                         Stay Scared !

"Ash ? .... Is That You !??"

"You Hammer Head !!"

"Outhouse Sex ! Eeeww !"

"Is there something in my Eye !??"

Happywaxs Video Vault , Dirty Laundry (2012) Short Film .

"YOU WANT PUNISHMENT !!!! HERE IT IS PUNK !!"

Written by Axemaster July 25 , 2012

  Hey there Gore Ghouls ! If you like the Bone Snapping , Neck Twisting , Head Smashing Action ... then this weeks Hap's Video Vault is definitely for you ! A few years back , Thomas Jane starred in the 2nd screen adaption of the comic "The Punisher" . Even though the flick didn't catch on much at the box office , it has earned quite the "Cult" following . And your pals Hap & Axe are in that cult for sure ! Thomas Jane sprung for this little flick himself , so he must really like the role .
Anyway , check out the episode and let us know what you think !


      Remember .........


            Don't Just Fight evil where ever you go ....

                  PUNISH IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Axe is MAD about Punishment !"

"Evil Doers Beware ! Not only is there HAP & AXE .
But Now .. The real Punisher is BACK !"

Happywaxs Video Vault , VHS Trailer (2012) , Mama , (2008) short Horror

"Train Animals by day .... Fight Evil by night !"

Written by Axemaster July 15 2012


Hey there Horror Hounds ! This week , Happs got a great treat for you on Happywaxs Video Vault ! THe Short Horror flick Mama is ....... Well , It's TO DIE FOR !!!! Buuu Ha Ha Ha !!
Check out the great VHS trailer Too ! Stay tuned for more great action right here at Doomgoryums ! It's been a hot summer to fight evil , but the Doomgoryum Guys always come out on top !!


             Stay cool ...... And Scared !!! 

"Have you seen these Men !!??"

"HHmmm . Happywax Eh ?
I think I'll keep an eye on this guy !"

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Doomgoryums Special report ! Paintball Demon Wins Athlete Of The Year !!

"Hap says ... Guts , Determination
He's a chip off the old Block !!!"

Written by Axemaster July 6 , 2012

See video report below for details ! Enjoy !






Hey there Horror hounds ! Recently one of the Doomgoryum guys won the Male Athlete of the Year award at his graduation ceremony !!
Hap , and all the rest of us couldn't be prouder ! So we decided to share it with you ! Stay tuned for more Horror related reviews and excitement still to come ! From all of us at Doomgoryums Horror Emporium , we hope you're having a great summer ! Be safe !


           And remember ..............


                       When fighting the undead at this time of year ....




                                        Drink Lots of Water and stay Hydrated !!!! 

"Karl Headblaster says .... Great adventures
Await you My Friend !!!"

"Jimmy says ... Great kid , but I could still
Beat you in an arm wrestle !!"

"Mr & Mrs. Axemaster say ... Yeah !!
Way to go Spence !!!"

The Doomgoryum Report # 37 ! Snow White & The Huntsman !

Written by Axemaster June 18 , 2012 .


For details see video review below in Episode # 37 of 
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !



     Hey there Fright Fans ! Well , you may be thinking that Hap , Axe & Jimmy have gone a bit soft with this one , but You May Be Surprised !! Snow White & The Huntsman , is one of those flicks that sort of sneaks up on you ! Besides , When you've battled as many Witches as Hap and Axe have , you'll know they're No Laughing matter !! So check out the review , and see what you think and let us know ! Don't forget to subscribe to our Youtube channel if you like what you see . Stay tuned for more Great Episodes of .... The Doomgoryum Report !


               Until we meet again in the Darker Forests ....


                                 Stay Scared !!!

"Milk it does the body Gooood !"

"ACNE !!! YARRRRGGG !"

"Always Bet On The Little Guys !"

"BULL ! No .... Elk !"

Happywaxs Video Vault ! Call of Duty "Black Ops" , Cardboard Prometheus !

Written by Axemaster June 14 , 2012


Hey there Gamers and Prometheus fans !! Hap's got a great Episode of .. Happywaxs Video Vault this week! So great that it made it onto the front page of Dread Central ! Check it out ! You won't be sorry you did ! The Cardboard Prometheus Trailer is worth the price of admission ! Let us know what you think , and subscribe to our Youtube page if you like what you see ! Stay tuned for more great Episodes !

"Front Page ! Dread Central !!
YOOOOOOOOOOE !"

"Haps the name ... Horror's the game !"

The Doomgoryum Report # 36 ! Prometheus !!

Written by Axemaster June 10 , 2012

For details , see video review below in Episode # 36 of
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !


   Okay Kids ! Its Here at Last ! Hap , Axe & Jimmy Were there on Opening night and are happy to bring you ...... Prometheus !! So get you flamethrowers and flack jackets ready , and tune in for the chilling slime filled tour of distant deep space !!! Check out the review and let us know what you think ! If you like what you see , subscribe to our you tube channel and see more !
Like they say ..... In space , They can't Hear you scream ! So remember ..........

            If you're heading into the unknown to find 

out about the origins of Mankind ........................


                      Don't Go Stupid ! It's Never Worth It !!!

"Winnebago Launched and Away !"

"Wow ! They Should have Vacuumed once in a while !"

"God I'm Hot in Space Garb !"

"Even Androids have NEEDS !"

"I Know You Ordered This Pizza You Puke !"

"Origins of Humanity ?? Screw It  RUN !"

The Doomgoryum Report # 35 ! Outpost : Black Sun !

Written by Axemaster June 9 , 2012

For details , see video review below in Episode # 35 of
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !








         Hey there Zombie Zealots !! Check out our review of Part 2 of Outpost ......... Outpost , Black Sun !!! We think you might like it as much as the original ! Us Doomgoryum guys are going to step up our Zombie killing training to incorporate the "Head Shots Have No Effect" type of Ghoul that make these flicks so freaky !!
So enjoy and let us know what you think , and if you like what you see , Subscribe to our Youtube channel !! Until we meet again in the Darker places , Fright fans ..........

                                           Stay Scared !!!!!

"Ready .. Aim .. RUN !!!!"

"Man ! What a Zit that was !! "

"I Need a bath ,  and some Chapstick ! "

"Nothing ! Just trying out the Gym Equipment !"

"Do I have something on my Face ??"

The Doomgoryum Report , Episode # 34 ! Outpost (2008) !

Written by Axemaster June 8 , 2012

For details see video review below in Episode # 34 of 
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !






   Hey there Zombie Freaks ! Hap , Axe & Jimmy got another great one for you !...... Outpost !!! But be forewarned ! If you think you've learned all there is to learn about Zombie Killing ..... Guess again Fright Fans ! These Zombies , are hard to kill ! Check out the review and let us know what you think ! If you like what yo see , subscribe to our Youtube channel and get some more ! So pop some corn , get your supplies and Keep your powder dry ! Enjoy !


       From Hap , Axe & Jimmy ...........


                         Stay Scared !!!!!

"Oh Yeah ! We can Handle Anything !!"

"I Need some Sun ... Black Sun !"

"You Can't Handle This Bitches !!! "

"Lets put our heads together on this !!"