Sunday, 12 August 2012

The Doogoryum Report # 41 ! Jaws !! (1975) !

Written by Axemaster August 12 , 2012

For details see video review below in Episode # 41 of 
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !


  Dun Dun ........ Dun Daa Dun ....... Dun Dun , Dun Dun , Dun Dun , Daa Dun ... Dun Dun , Dun Dun , Dun Dun , Daa Dun  !! BLAADLE DAAA !!!!!!!
Yup ! You Guessed it  !! You Fishy Fright Freaks
You !! ...  Jaws !!! What more do we have to say !?
If you haven't seen this .... you were born on a desert Isle somewhere !
And God Forbid you try to swim off that Isle with this guy in the waters !!
Check out this weeks Doomgoryum Report and if you like what you see , subscribe to our Youtube channel ! Where the Horror never stops !! So , get a bigger boat or keep your feet firmly on dry land until we meet again !

                     From Hap , Axe & Jimmy ........... Stay scared !!! 
"Do you have a light by chance !??

"Oh .. Kinda lost my Head there !"







"Oh My GOD ! SHE'S TOPLESS !"



"Num Num Num  !!"







"You Took The LAST Of The Peanut Butter !!
YARRRGGGG !!!!!"


"Oh .. Cramp , CRAMP !"



















Happywaxs Video Vault ! Man of Steel Trailer & Madame Soleils Tea Party !


Written by Axemaster August 12 , 2012



   Okay Fright Fans and Super Hero Freaks ! Hap's outdone himself again this time with the latest Happywaxs Video Vault ! The Man of Steel Trailer is full of Promise for an Awesome retelling of an Awesome story ! Also Madame Soleils tea Party is the latest in Hap's never ending search for Short Horror Films ! So sit back and check out the show ! You won't be sorry you did !


          From Hap , Axe & Jimmy ....

                    Stay Scared !!!! 
"Hap goes Bananas over the Man Of Steel !!"
Madame Soleil ... Whats the funny taste in this ...
Blllaaarrggg !!!"














Tuesday, 7 August 2012

The Doomgoryum Report # 40 !! The Dark Knight Rises (2012) !!

Written by Axemaster August 7 , 2012

See video review below in Episode # 40 of 
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !


    Okay , It's not Horror .... But Hey ! It Rocks ! It's BatMan For Christ's sake ! It's definitely Sci-Fi ! Anyway you'll love this one ! We're pretty sure anyway . So check out the review and let us know what you think ! Jimmy wore a cape and Bat Mask for a week after we took him to see this one ! Don't forget to Subscribe to our Youtube Channel if you like what you see !

              Till next time ...

                   Keep searching the skies for any sign of ..........

                          The Doomgoryum Light !!!!!

                                  Fight Evil !!
                      
"Cheap Bastard !"
"Why did I let you talk me into this !?"




"No Fare Bane !! Thats Cheating !!"







"Oh Bane !! You Dirty Cheater !! Ahhllarg !"









"Most men would KILL to see me like this !"

"Careful Bruce ... I want the Family
Jewels you know !!"













The Doomgoryum Report # 39 !! The Pact (2012) !!

Written by Axemaster August 7 , 2012

For details , see video review below in Episode # 39 of
The Doomgoryum Report !! Enjoy !



    Okay Ghost Ghouls ! Here's a real treat for you that Hap , Axe and Jimmy stumbled upon one night , down in the dark of the Dungeon ! .... The Pact !! This one will leave you shivering and rubbing the goose flesh off you arms ! So check it out and let us know what you think ! Stay tuned for more Episodes of  The Doomgoryum Report , and for God Sake .........



           Leave the fricken Ouija Boards in the closets !!!!


                   From Hap , Axe & Jimmy ......


                         Stay Scared !!!!



"Ahh .... Bad Idea Maybe !??"

"I'm Creepy !"








"See ! I told you it was a bad Idea !"

"I'm More Creepy !!"









"I kill space Bugs Sweetheart !"










"Now I'm even More Creepy !!!"












Sunday, 5 August 2012

The Doomgoryum Report # 38 !! Dead Snow (2009) !!

Written by Axemaster August 5 , 2012

For details , see video review below in Episode # 38 of 
The Doomgoryum Report ! Enjoy !






    Hey there Zombie Hunters ! Recently Hap , Axe & Jimmy decided to beat the Summer Heat with a Frozen Zombie Treat ! Dead Snow !!!!! ....... This flick is guaranteed to make you bust a gut ! Horror , Gore Comedy at its best ! Tune in to this Episode of The Doomgoryum Report and you won't be disappointed !
Stay tuned for more great Episodes , and remember .......

   There's a lot of buried ghouls in them thar frozen hills kids !


               From Hap , Axe & Jimmy ........


                         Stay Scared !










"Ash ? .... Is That You !??"




"You Hammer Head !!"






















"Outhouse Sex ! Eeeww !"
"Is there something in my Eye !??"